Christmas Toys Gone Wrong: Hear Edison’s Talking ‘Monster’ Doll

December 20, 2010

While we may never know what the ‘must have’ Christmas gift was in 1890, we do know that it most assuredly wasn’t Thomas Edison’s talking doll.

Using miniature phonographs embedded inside, these “talking” baby dolls were toy manufacturers’ first attempt at using sound technology in toys. They marked a collaboration between Edison and William Jacques and Lowell Briggs, who worked to miniaturize the phonograph starting in 1878.

Unfortunately, production delays, poor recording technology, high production costs, and damages during distribution all combined to create toys that were a complete disaster, terrifying children and costing their parents nearly a month’s pay.

Edison would later refer to the dolls as his “little monsters.” The recording below is of “Little Jack Horner” and comes from one of the actual dolls, courtesy of the Thomas Edison National Historical Park.

The dolls were equipped with built-in mini-phonographs that played one of 12 different nursery rhymes — fitting, as the first recording ever made on a phonograph was of “Mary Had a Little Lamb.”

Not so sweet: As one Edison site notes, “Sound recording was in its infancy, and the cracklings and hissing on early records were more disturbing when they were supposed to be the voices of sweet-faced dolls.” Images: Courtesy of Robin and Joan Rolfs.

Ahead of his time, again: The doll factory is seen above. However, as one researcher notes, “there was no way to mass-produce the cylinders, so each one had to be recorded individually in wax on the disk.” Images: Courtesy of Robin and Joan Rolfs.

But she did look nice! This version of the doll came in a chemise dress, while others, like the one in the first photo, came in a Victorian-style dress. Image: Courtesy of Robin and Joan Rolfs.

So why did the talking dolls end up sounding more like Chucky than Teddy Ruxpin?

  1. Technical limitations: “To operate the doll you had to turn the crank by hand, turning at the perfect pace to keep the right count,” says Robin Rolfs, a collector of Edison dolls and co-author of “Phonograph Dolls & Toys.” As you might guess, kids were about as good at following specific technical instructions then as they are now.
  2. Cost: The basic doll, which wore a chemise, was $10, and the elegantly dressed doll was $25. Most people needed at least a month’s salary to save that much.
  3. Manufacturing: “It wasn’t cuddly,” says Joan Rolfs, co-author of “Phonograph Dolls & Toys.” “She was to be treasured rather than hugged.” The body of the doll was made of tin metal and weighed four pounds.
  4. Distribution: There was no UPS and no foam packing, and so many of the dolls that shipped had their fragile 3-inch wax cylinder or the steel needle damaged during shipment.

Others did come along and improve upon Edison’s miss. Henri Lioret made a similar doll using celluloid with interchangeable recordings and Emile Berliner made one using disk recordings.

But Edison, who was GE’s founder, was so perturbed by the process of making his “little monsters” that he never got back into the market once celluloid and disks came along to make the process simpler. In the end, he had to be content with inventing the idea of recorded sound technology as entertainment for children.

Handle with care: The wax disks meant they also wore out very quickly. The hand crank can be seen at right after being removed from one of the dolls. Images: Courtesy of Robin and Joan Rolfs.

Learn more in these GE Reports stories:
* “Edison’s Forgotten ‘Invention’: A Phone That Calls the Dead
* “Top 10 Responses to Thomas Edison’s ‘Phone to Call the Dead
* “In 1900 Electric Vehicles Reigned and Edison Charged Them!
* “Edison speaks! Cracking the pallophotophone code
* “The Story Behind the Real ‘Iron Man’ Suit
* “Santa’s Got Game: GE Researchers Juice-up Futuristic Toy Lab


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  • Janice

    I can see how children would have been frightened by the “human” voice!

  • Deborah

    Oh my…that is scary!

  • santosh

    that really is very scary… no wonder kids were frightened :)

  • kenneth Zermeno

    I thought it was a wonderful idea …did not see where “the kids were frightened!”…where did that come from ? no where in the story ????…

  • Dennis

    This has a late 20th century equivalent. My cousin bought his granddaughter (2 at the time) a Teddy Ruxpin doll. She opened the box, he turned on the story telling bear, the bear’s eyes popped open and he started talking, and the granddaughter ran screaming in terror.

  • Angela

    kenneth Zermeno says “did not see where “the kids were frightened!”…where did that come from ? no where in the story ????…”

    Story says “Unfortunately, production delays, poor recording technology, high production costs, and damages during distribution all combined to create toys that were a complete disaster, terrifying children and costing their parents nearly a month’s pay.”

    It is creepy but not as much as I was thinking when I was linked to it. But in the context of the time VERY CREEPY! I make creepier dolls on purpose but ,we have seen Sid’s mutants from Toystory now.

  • sundaram venkitarama

    Very interesting article. The article doesn’t mention how big the doll was (it mentions a weight of 4 lbs). I wonder what it would be apprised in the “Antique Roadshow” on PBS !!

  • kenneth Zermeno

    Oh wow I see that now , my bag I passed right over that … cool Anglea…

  • blinkingblyhte

    I was actually expecting much worse. It sounds like someone who is slightly drunk and I could not understand the second half of the recording,

    Now if you want frightening, give your kid an old Speak and Spell and let the batteries run down in it. He or she will be screaming in mortal fear, as the display goes erratic, static fills the background, and it voice pitch *raises* while screaming ELF ELF E E E E…..”. Best of all, the soft power off stops working, and the battery cover is child resistant.

  • shawn.brock

    Worst doll ever in 1890. Large forehead, thick eyebrows, pasty skin tone, shrill, demon-possessed voice, dead-behind-the-eyes look, 4 lb. cyborg behemoth. Let the nightmares commence. Best doll ever in 2011.

  • Tom Scharf

    I find this sort of stuff fascinating, along with automata in general. Many years ago, when I was working on speech synthesis at Smiths for the Austin Maestro car, I got a sample of a miniature record player, designed to give ‘spoken’ messages in cars, made by the worlds largest talking doll manufacturer. I believe these were fitted to Datsun 240Zs or similar for the US market? The unit was complete with amplifier and loudspeaker and required only 12V. Each message was selected by shorting an input to 0V. Internally it comprised a large pulley, belt driven from the motor. The top surface of the pulley had, I think, 6 interlaced tracks starting at equal points around the edge. When an input was shorted the motor started and the needle was literally fired into the start of the selected track – nothing subtle here! (My favorite track was, “The door is open!”) When the needle got to the centre it reset back to the edge and the motor stopped. I believe this rugged little device was spec’d for 10,000 reads per track! Compared to synthesised speech at the time, the quality of this was really good! I still have it lurking in a box somewhere.

  • Manuel Mendez

    While we might think that the problem was technology, it seems that the real problem was a lack of validation and verification. If the wax cylinders had very limited lifespans, this should have guided to a different technology… or at least to ship more than one wax cartrodge and create a subscription service. And if the mechanisms could not be shipped safely in the doll, that meant for different mechanisms, or at least to shipping the mechanisms protected in a box. And we wonder, did Edison had many children test the doll? Of interest is that Edison was hearing impaired. He might not have heard wht we do.

    This is not to say that Edison could not bring his dolls to pefection. The reality is that he had many more things to do and invent, and to accomplish. So rather than deciding to perfect the dolls, he continued on a tear.

    Edison pursued mining for gold in the Ogden plant, with a mining method of his own invention, and to do so he sold most of GE to investors. He also used the proceeds of this sale to fund his invention of his projectograph (early cinema), the home phonograph, a kiln for cement, to fund the Edison Portland Company he started, and to invent alkaline batteries, research an X-ray machine, a kinetophone (a videophone)…

    A good link to learn about this genius is http://edison.rutgers.edu to read about his life.

  • susana saja

    so an Ipad is cheap by comparison

    its also pretty cool to know that talking dolls go back to 1890

  • Melissa Holbein

    Wish I had one of these dolls. I collect old American, German and French 19th and early 20 century dolls. Fabulous!

  • Craig Steedley

    For those of you who said it is frightening are idiots! This is a new recording of a doll made back in 1878 to which has been played with alot. I have some of my old toys from 1978 that does not sound this good. Furthermore the very computer which you are on and listen too is a result of the man and his tinkering with things such as these dolls. So, get off your cell “Phones” because you may scare a child with your “human voices”!

  • Sarah

    Love the comments. I really want to find an old speak and spell, now :)

  • Prof Roberto

    Impressive man of course.
    Thomas Edison was a creative genius of the most exuberant, and yet a man of extraordinary vision, a handful of futurist. Certainly could also study other branches of knowledge a little ahead of its time, leaving their upcoming performance as “metaphysical” – sure.
    It is therefore considered one of the greatest geniuses of the 20th century.
    The cinematography, the light bulb and electricity transmission are among his most famous exploits.
    Jashom.
    Brazil.